Listen, Up

I am definitely not a badass,
Manner of speaking.

Yes, I can do stuff,
So,ooooo
Who even pays attention, to that?

I can cook a meal, change a tire, decorate,  plant some things, wear lipstick, tan, write, read good books, know some beneficial randomness, ride a bike, + 50 reps squats, swim, change a tire, lie, sew, drive a motorcycle-car,

I cannot:  fly a plane, drive a train, run real fast, sing, build a house, lay carpet, walk on my hands, dive, change my oil,

If it’s not broken, don’t fix it.

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