I am definitely not a badass,
Manner of speaking.
Yes, I can do stuff,
Who even pays attention, to that?
I can cook a meal, change a tire, decorate, plant some things, wear lipstick, tan, write, read good books, know some beneficial randomness, ride a bike, + 50 reps squats, swim, change a tire, lie, sew, drive a motorcycle-car,
I cannot: fly a plane, drive a train, run real fast, sing, build a house, lay carpet, walk on my hands, dive, change my oil,
If it’s not broken, don’t fix it.